Archive for humor
January 15, 2008
· Filed under clothes, humor, style
“Good clothes open all doors.” (Thomas Fuller)
January 15, 2008
· Filed under dessert, humor, life
“Life is short. Eat dessert first.” (Jacques Torres)
July 16, 2007
· Filed under God, humor, knowledge
“In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.” (Konrad Adenauer)
July 16, 2007
· Filed under children, humor
“Never have more children than you have car windows.” (Erma Bombeck)
July 11, 2007
· Filed under Mark Twain, humor, loss, mind
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” (Mark Twain)
July 11, 2007
· Filed under change, humor, memories, past
“He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.” (Torvald Gahlin)
May 16, 2007
· Filed under Mark Twain, blessing, humor
“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” (Mark Twain)
May 16, 2007
· Filed under chocolate, humor, strength
“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces.” (Judith Viorst)
May 16, 2007
· Filed under humor, love
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” (Erich Segal)
May 15, 2007
· Filed under action, humor
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
(Jon Hammond)
May 15, 2007
· Filed under humor, open mind
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” (Terry Pratchett)
May 15, 2007
· Filed under humor, people
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt.” (Bertrand Russell)
May 15, 2007
· Filed under humor, life
“My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.” (Ashleigh Brilliant)
May 15, 2007
· Filed under humor, problem
“I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.” (Frank A. Clark)
May 10, 2007
· Filed under Albert Einstein, humor, people
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” (Albert Einstein)
May 10, 2007
· Filed under Albert Einstein, humor, success
“If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.” (Albert Einstein)
May 10, 2007
· Filed under Albert Einstein, humor, success
”The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” (Albert Einstein)
May 10, 2007
· Filed under Albert Einstein, humor
“I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.” (Albert Einstein)
May 10, 2007
· Filed under fear, humor
“To fear is one thing. To let fear grab you by the tail and swing you around is another.” (Katherine Patterson)
May 9, 2007
· Filed under failure, humor, success
“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” (Bill Cosby)
May 9, 2007
· Filed under forgiveness, humor
“Always forgive your enemies — Nothing annoys them so much.” (Oscar Wilde)
May 9, 2007
· Filed under coffee, humor
“Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.” (Samuel Goldwyn)
May 9, 2007
· Filed under book, dog, humor
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” (Groucho Marx)
May 9, 2007
· Filed under addiction, chocolate, humor
“The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!” (Terry Moore)
