Archive for humor

“Good clothes open all doors.” (Thomas Fuller)

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“Life is short. Eat dessert first.” (Jacques Torres)

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“In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.” (Konrad Adenauer)

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“Never have more children than you have car windows.(Erma Bombeck)

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“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” (Mark Twain)

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“He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs.” (Torvald Gahlin)

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“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” (Mark Twain)

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